On culture shock

Kabuto Mushi of the World

Culture shock is eight year olds poking you in the crotch during an important speech.

Culture shock is tentacles for breakfast.

Is it taboo to use ketchup?

Culture shock is love that doesn’t make any sense.

Love Love

Culture shock is suicidal kittens.

Goodbye cruel world

Culture shock is sticking out.  Alot.

Are you kidding me

Culture shock is the eye of Mordor.

Gollum worked for the board of education.

Culture is a haircut you’ll regret.

Twenty barbers and this is the best you could do

Culture shock is the sin of satan and the sign of gorgoroth.

My eyes are bleeding

Culture shock is drunk people you’ll never see again.

One time, in Baltimore...

Culture shock is an icy pit of despair, like the cold shadows of Elmo’s broken heart, in the rain.

How did I ever end up like this?

Culture shock is food poisoning.  Again.

Authentic red tide flavor!

Culture shock is minor misunderstandings.

200% amazing

Culture shock is intimidating people at your birthday party.

I won't do it again, I swear!

Culture shock is no one pronouncing your name right.

Shake harder boys!

Culture shock is a twelve month gin hangover and waking up in a strange karaoke bar.

May cause double vision.

Culture shock is bad formatting, and its getting old.

~ by Ryan on June 19, 2009.

4 Responses to “On culture shock”

  1. Once the magic fades, all the flaws can be seen.

    Japan’s so nice in so many ways, but it’s terrible in just as many. Why are you still in Japan?

  2. I don’t hate Japan, but sometimes I feel like posting weird things about it. Ok, maybe that’s all the time, but still. I have unfinished business. ;)

  3. It’s almost a poem…

  4. Pretty good photos! Where did you found this splendid collection? LoL

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